Hate to be that guy, because this is cute and all, but what is your native language? I'm pretty good with weird English (and German) grammar, but I spent way too much time parsing the sentences and not enough time giggling. I'd hate to see a good joke ruined.
My native language is Spanish and yep, my English is far from perfect. I decided to do this comic in English to practice it, after all the only way to learn something is to do it. I'm sorry if the strip was that bad, I'll try to do it a little better each time.